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Finding Depth In Unexpected Places.

To Prepare A Face To Meet The Faces That You Meet.

Amber Rose
17 November 1984
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I have been accused of having a "tangential speech pattern," and my writing reflects that. The following is in somewhat random order, but should give a pretty good idea of the sum of all my parts.

I'm a twenty-something Pansexual Pagan female; whose dream lover is Jareth the Goblin King from the movie 'Labyrinth,' as portrayed by the fabulous David Bowie.

I think gender should not be a factor in love. I have found myself feeling equally attracted to females, males, and transgendered individuals; and have no preference as to one over the other. I dislike the term 'bisexual' when it comes to myself, because I see love as fluid and not a 'binary equation'. If you are bigoted and close-minded about these type of subjects, then we probably shouldn't talk at all.

I am Pagan, and my religion is important to me; but I personally don't care what you believe as long as you don't preach about it. For all I care, you could have an altar to root vegetables set up in your bedroom closet. More power to you; The Great Carrotini deserves more worshipers.

My primary 'occupation' involves spending the majority of my waking hours reading Harry Potter slash fanfiction on the internet. Mock this, and He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named will not hesitate to Avada Kedavra you. Though my real-life favorite color may be yellow, in fandom I bleed green and silver for a number of personal reasons.

To fund my food intake and the roof over my head, I have been employed at a record store for something like years now, where I enjoy getting paid to be extremely sarcastic towards the general public, and also to listen to music. I like a wide variety of musical genres. My top five music artists right now are: The Beatles, They Might Be Giants, Lady Gaga, Daft Punk and (of course) David Bowie. This may be subject to change whenever I find new band-type obsessions.

I am a large girl. My mother calls me "fluffy," but I prefer the term "Rubenesque." I am quite soft to the touch, and some have said that I make perhaps the world's greatest pillow.

Though I myself am not very small, I have a strange love for tiny things, as seen in my extensive collection of miniature shoes. I have almost two dozen shoes made of glass, ceramic, and porcelain in a variety of colors and styles, some of which are antiques.

I have a fairly decent collection of Archie Comics; quite possibly simultaneously both the nerdiest and most childlike comic collection ever accumulated. At last count, I had over one hundred issues, all bagged and numbered.

I love the scent of coffee, but I prefer tea, of which I drink a ridiculous amount. I have something like twenty different varieties in the cabinet at present, both loose-leaf and bagged.

My comfort foods are a bowl of buttered popcorn and a glass of milk. A handful of popcorn gets dropped into the milk just long enough to moisten it, and then eaten with a spoon. Repeat until all popcorn and milk have disappeared.

I like inventing strange new dishes in the kitchen, and am by all accounts an awesome cook. Food Network plays on my television near constantly. Alton Brown is a god; No Arguments Allowed.

My top five t.v. shows are: Antiques Roadshow (both U.S. and U.K. versions), Futurama, Good Eats, Reading Rainbow (which I cried when they canceled), and MythBusters. This should give you a fair idea about my personality.

If I had a choice in my next incarnation, I would wish to come back as a Vulpes Vulpes (the red fox) or its cousin Alopex Lagopus (the Arctic fox). If I could have any color dragon, it would probably be blue; or white if it's a Chinese Luck Dragon. When I come into some money someday, I want to own a Leucistic Ball Python. Tacos can pull me back from the brink of depression. My favorite drink is a Biminique. I'm addicted to gum and lip balm.


The sorting hat says that I belong in Slytherin!

Said Slytherin, "We'll teach just those whose ancestry is purest."

Slytherin students are typically cunning and hungry for power. Important members include Draco Malfoy (Harry's nemesis), Professor Severus Snape (head of Slytherin), and Lord Voldemort.

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